Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
It's shark week go big or go home
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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