I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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