that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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