Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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