The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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