pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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