the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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