My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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