Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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