people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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