I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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