We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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