Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I had to cum in my sink.
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