Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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