it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
You are the jesus of drinking
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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