Nicole vs. Life
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Randomize
