dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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