So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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