she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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