I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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