Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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