spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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