Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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