I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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