how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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