She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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