So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I just had sex on a roof
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
