I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
