I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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