at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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