But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I have tasted many bathrooms
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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