ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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