what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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