The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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