I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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