On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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