Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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