I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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