i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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