Whoa Z and x make the same sound
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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