Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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