is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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