you turned your livingroom into a bong?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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