I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
