She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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