She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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