a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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