Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
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