Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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