Whod you bang
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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