he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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