Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
